Yet Another Blog

Da man mich ja immer mit guten Angeboten per EMail bestürmt, und es eher zwecklos ist zu antworten, möchte ich hier mal eine Pseudoantwort bringen. Das Fettgedruckte ist die Originalmail.

Subject: Impress your girl with a huge cumshot!

Heya!
Hi!

Thank you for your awesome email and your incredible product offer. This really sounds terriffic, astonishing, as well as stupid and unnecessary.

Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish it had shot out?
No. I always push the envelope!

Have you ever wanted to impress your girl with a huge cumshot?
No. Compare it to money: the value counts, not the amount!

SPUR-M is the only site to offer an all natural male enhancement formula that is proven to increase your sperm volume by up to 500%.
I don't wanna drown my girlfriend.

Our highly potent, volume enhancing formula will give our results in days and comes with an impressive 100% guarantee.
I have never heard of a 50% guarantee before, therefore it is not impressive at all.

Imagine the difference (look and feel) between dribbling your cum compared to shooting out burst after burst.
My bedroom will be a mess afterwards and my girlfriend will spend more time in the bathroom showering than in bed with me.

Try SPUR-M now! and with our money back guarantee you have absolutely nothing to lose!
I certainly do not agree. It is most likely that I lose or kill my girlfriend. My tenancy agreement is at stake because of the water damage I caused with all these bursts. Not to mention the showering activities of my girlfriend.

Please insert SPUR-M and your email in your lower body opening. By the way, the subject just talks about a single shot, not burst after burst...never start an argument with an engineer ;-)

Regards,
R.

P.S. Nachfolgend noch der Inhalt einer ähnlichen Mail: As evidenced by our thousands of customers, all of these are possible with our formula. A larger load of cum means more intense orgasms and also the potential to become multi-orgasmic. Did you know that a recent survey showed that 85% of women actually get aroused by a man who produces "above average" semen amounts? Let's just say that with our pills, she'll be speechless. ...ich fürchte auch, dass sie speechless sein wird... sie wird nämlich erstickt sein.